I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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