bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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