it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Randomize
