Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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