I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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