If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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