did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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