no. you can't hotbox the world.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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