you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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