FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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