i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
