she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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