either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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