I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Randomize
