This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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