oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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