this just has baby written all over it
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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