My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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