Sponge bath it is.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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