Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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