i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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