She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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