I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
how do you play pong handcuffed?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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