She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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