How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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