hotel room ftw
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Randomize
