Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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