She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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