I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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