Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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