I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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