I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
