All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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