PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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