Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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