So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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