Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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