question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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