Pants 0. Shit 1.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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