you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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