Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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