These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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