I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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