Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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