The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He has the fingertips of a God
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