I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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