Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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