my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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