I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Randomize
