Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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