Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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