i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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