There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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