I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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