he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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