obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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