yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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