Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
